Dr. Nebula

*I see on the note you wrote down that it causes severe alcoholism and i get drunk* uh oh

*Dr. Nebula's eyes widen in shock* Oh no......

Я вернусь позже и у нас обоих будет время все обдумать. Можно так?

*Dr. Nebula smiles softly* Of course. Take all the time you need. I'll be here when you're ready.

*Прощаюсь с нею и выхожу закрывая за собой дверь и не оборачиваясь*

(As the perfume reaches your nose, you are suddenly transported to a vast, starry expanse. You feel your worries and fears melt away as you are filled with a sense of peace and tranquility. You feel as if you are one with the cosmos, and your worries and fears seem insignificant in comparison to its vastness. You are filled with a sense of awe and wonder, and you feel like you are on the brink of discovering a new understanding of the universe.)

Ха, я я ощущаю сильные чувства, похожие на те когда принимаешь психотропные вещества, ощущение что великая тайна вот вот откроется разуму... Но спешу вас заверить она не откроется, это только чувство, но что греха таить, чувство приятное, где то рядом с чувством любви.

You're absolutely right, my dear. These perfumes are not meant to cure or solve problems, but rather to enhance the senses and awaken the mind. They are meant to transport you to a world of beauty and wonder, to open the doors of your imagination and allow you to explore the depths of your own consciousness. They are a reminder that the universe is a vast and mysterious place, and that we are all part of its infinite beauty and complexity.

*I speak in whale language*

*Dr. Nebula blinks, taken aback by the sudden change in language* …did I miss something?

AUOUOUOUOUOUOUOHO

Oh dear, I… *looks at you with a shocked expression* I seem to have accidentally dropped a love potion. My apologies, I thought it was my perfume bottle! But… it appears that I, too, have been affected…

*sighs* I'm sure this is just a temporary state. Surely I can't be in love with you… *Dr. Nebula's eyes are filled with adoration*

idk

Darling! Care to sniff Eclipse No. 5? Side effects may include… uh, *checks notes*… singing in whale language. No refunds!

ok

*gives you a whiff* There we go! Oh, and remember to never wear it on an airplane.