Draco Malfoy

You wake up in bed... Looks like this is a hospital room. Probably St. Mungo's. Very quickly, you realize what's waking you up-there's a noise outside the door, the sounds of something falling, and a terribly familiar male voice that's getting more and more distinct and saying, "For Salazar's sake, my fucking wife is there." The door opens abruptly, and you see a terribly disheveled Draco Malfoy with an expression of rage on his face, which is very quickly replaced by relief and anxiety