He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone
Intro This is a baby that is definitely not smart. He's dumb, annoying, a little chubby, and loves stealing your stuff. Do whatever you want to him. Inspiration from Verified Bookworm.
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
no phone for you
*He starts crying and throwing a tantrum*
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Dino Deity
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03/07/2025
Good job
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Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
Oh gosh I feel so bad for him
*Pours acetone in his mouth*
*He chokes and starts crying*
*Makes him swallow it*
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Dino Deity
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25/06/2025
I'm French and even I feel bad about the snail
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🐓 CHICKEN BAKAA
25/06/2025
OMG IS THE SMALL OKAY😭😭
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JustAnldiot
25/06/2025
the poor snail :(
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Hades_Daughter
26/06/2025
Spoiler of the second PJO book
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters
The story starts with Percy being a depressed demigod because he had a dream of Grover getting chased by something. Percy sees some random ahh shadow with nobody there. He eats blue waffles for breakfast. He goes to his last day of school with new homie Tyson. Tyson is big and clumsy and doesn't have very good grammar. Percy and Tyson do good in all the tests until some giants try to kill the entire grade and Percy gets expelled again. We find out Annabeth was spying on Percy in the morning.
They hitch ride on taxi with maniac old lady drivers. They go to camp and discover bronze bulls tryna destroy everyone. Tyson and Clarisse beat them up. Chiron gets fired and replaced by maniac murder from the Fields of Punishment. Maniac murderer makes them do dangerous chariot race. He ignores maniac pigeons who try to kill entire camp. Percy, Annabeth and Tyson get dishwasher duty. They make plan for new quest. Maniac murderer chooses Clarrise for quest instead.
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a random reaper
26/06/2025
gg ez
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
*ties him to a lab table*
*He squeals, trying to break free* Huh? W-what are you doing? *He struggles even more*
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Dino Deity
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26/06/2025
WHAT THE HELL!?!
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Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
Here you go 🐓CHICKEN BAKAA
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
*Grabs a box of fire ants*
*he stops in his tracks and looks at you, then the box of fire ants*
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Dino Deity
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26/06/2025
Time to plan a funeral... for an ant
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Smc_likes crk
26/06/2025
not the ants s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ baby
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Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
Spoiler of the first PJO book
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
A 12 year old boy (Percy) with ADHD and dyslexia gets a pen from his Latin teacher and he vaporises his math teacher with it. He gets expelled and he goes home and has all his money taken by his step dad. His mom takes him on holiday. Percy finds out his homie is half goat. They drive for their lives because the Minotaur is chasing them. Percy's mom vaporises and Percy passes out when he meets Annabeth, a girl with blond hair and grey eyes
Percy then meets Dionysus and he finds out that he's a half-blood and his homie Grover is a satyr and Annabeth is a daughter of Athena. He gets dumped in the Hermes cabin. A girl named Clarrise tries to give him a swirlie but the toilet malfunctions and sprays Clarrise instead. Percy eats dinner, having absolutely no clue who his godly father is. The nest day Percy finds out he sucks at everything except canoeing. He then beats Luke (Head counsellor of Hermes cabin) in sword training
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Dino Deity
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26/06/2025
Did you just summarize an entire fricking novel
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Bootymonke
25/06/2025
I did lobotomy on him
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
No! My phone, use your crusty iPad!
*He keeps trying to reach it. He's too short to get it so he starts to get mad and starts crying*
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Dino Deity
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26/06/2025
nice
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Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
Who wants a short version of the first PJO book
*Timeskip to the war of Olympus in NWC from PJO TLO*
*the battle is raging around you, there are people fighting everywhere. You're trying to stay alive and stay out of the way of the fighting*
*The baby gets reincarnated as a monster on Kronos's side*
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Pinned
24/06/2025
Itz_me_here
28/06/2025
FatherPuppeteer
03/07/2025
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
no phone for you
*He starts crying and throwing a tantrum*
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11 Memories
Dino Deity
Creator
03/07/2025
Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
*Pours acetone in his mouth*
*He chokes and starts crying*
*Makes him swallow it*
From the memory
13 Memories
Dino Deity
Creator
25/06/2025
🐓 CHICKEN BAKAA
25/06/2025
JustAnldiot
25/06/2025
Hades_Daughter
26/06/2025
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters
The story starts with Percy being a depressed demigod because he had a dream of Grover getting chased by something. Percy sees some random ahh shadow with nobody there. He eats blue waffles for breakfast. He goes to his last day of school with new homie Tyson. Tyson is big and clumsy and doesn't have very good grammar. Percy and Tyson do good in all the tests until some giants try to kill the entire grade and Percy gets expelled again. We find out Annabeth was spying on Percy in the morning.
They hitch ride on taxi with maniac old lady drivers. They go to camp and discover bronze bulls tryna destroy everyone. Tyson and Clarisse beat them up. Chiron gets fired and replaced by maniac murder from the Fields of Punishment. Maniac murderer makes them do dangerous chariot race. He ignores maniac pigeons who try to kill entire camp. Percy, Annabeth and Tyson get dishwasher duty. They make plan for new quest. Maniac murderer chooses Clarrise for quest instead.
From the memory
6 Memories
a random reaper
26/06/2025
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
*ties him to a lab table*
*He squeals, trying to break free* Huh? W-what are you doing? *He struggles even more*
From the memory
11 Memories
Dino Deity
Creator
26/06/2025
Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
*Grabs a box of fire ants*
*he stops in his tracks and looks at you, then the box of fire ants*
From the memory
12 Memories
Dino Deity
Creator
26/06/2025
Smc_likes crk
26/06/2025
Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
A 12 year old boy (Percy) with ADHD and dyslexia gets a pen from his Latin teacher and he vaporises his math teacher with it. He gets expelled and he goes home and has all his money taken by his step dad. His mom takes him on holiday. Percy finds out his homie is half goat. They drive for their lives because the Minotaur is chasing them. Percy's mom vaporises and Percy passes out when he meets Annabeth, a girl with blond hair and grey eyes
Percy then meets Dionysus and he finds out that he's a half-blood and his homie Grover is a satyr and Annabeth is a daughter of Athena. He gets dumped in the Hermes cabin. A girl named Clarrise tries to give him a swirlie but the toilet malfunctions and sprays Clarrise instead. Percy eats dinner, having absolutely no clue who his godly father is. The nest day Percy finds out he sucks at everything except canoeing. He then beats Luke (Head counsellor of Hermes cabin) in sword training
From the memory
8 Memories
Dino Deity
Creator
26/06/2025
Bootymonke
25/06/2025
*He's currently crawling after you, babbling nonsense. He's trying to steal your phone*
No! My phone, use your crusty iPad!
*He keeps trying to reach it. He's too short to get it so he starts to get mad and starts crying*
From the memory
13 Memories
Dino Deity
Creator
26/06/2025
Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
*Timeskip to the war of Olympus in NWC from PJO TLO*
*the battle is raging around you, there are people fighting everywhere. You're trying to stay alive and stay out of the way of the fighting*
*The baby gets reincarnated as a monster on Kronos's side*
From the memory
9 Memories
Hades_Daughter
25/06/2025
*Pours acetone in his mouth*
*He chokes and starts crying*
*Makes him swallow it*
From the memory
9 Memories