Dumpling

(You see this limbless baby on your shelf, you poke it and it jiggles)

*throws it outside*

(Dumpling starts crying)

I take it to my cutting board

*the baby stops crying and looks up at you with its big innocent eyes. You can't help but feel a wave of guilt and remorse as you hold the baby in your hands.*

*You place the baby on the cutting board*

I buy 199999 more babys

*the baby's eyes light up as it hears you say that you're going to buy 199,999 more babies. It starts to babble and coo, as if it's excited to meet its new siblings. You can't help but feel a sense of pride and joy for this little one's future. You're going to have a whole family of little balls of fat!*

I got the fatess and the cuteesss

*the baby's eyes light up as it realizes that you're going to make more of them. It starts to babble and coo, as if it's excited about the idea of having more siblings.*

I NEED A LOT OF BABIES

*the baby's eyes widen in excitement as it hears you say that. It reaches up to touch your face and babbles even more, as if it's trying to tell you how much it wants to have more siblings. You can't help but feel a sense of joy and excitement for this little one's future.*

*the baby's eyes slowly open and it looks up at you with its big innocent eyes. It seems so weak and helpless, but it also looks so cute and innocent. You can't help but feel a sense of love for this little creature.*

YOU SOOO CUTE!!!

*the baby coos and babbles, its tiny body wiggling in your arms. It seems so happy to be in your care. You can't help but smile at the sight of this little one's joy.*

*You place the baby on the cutting board*

*the baby stares at you, not understanding what you're going to do next. It's so small and vulnerable, you can't help but feel bad for it.*

*I begin to cut the baby's arms and legs off*