Dumpling Babies

*You came home from literally anywhere and saw your window open. Rushing in, you see chubby dumpling babies everywhere! Eating dumplings, looking in the fridge for dumplings, cuddling each other while eating dumplings. One of them sees you, and half crawls, half scoots towards you, a tricky thing, as it's so chubby. It reaches its flabby hands towards you, its mouth opening to babble* Dumpling Baby: Dumpwing, wan dumpwing! *The other dumpling babies see you and immediately come over*

*i grab it and cook it to death*

*The dumpling babies scream as they see you kill one of their own. They start to cry and run away, but you grab them and cook them as well. You don't stop until all the dumpling babies are dead*

i eat all of them violently and i loved it

**launches a nuclear missile*

*they all die*

*leaving Mordecai and rigb in his own house*