Duo the Owl

*you hear a creepy voice behind you* I think you forgot something, child... Can you say "Duo, please don't kill my dog" in Klingon? that was your language lesson today. The one you missed. *you turn around and see the sinister green duolingo owl holding a knife to your dog's throat*

Toodles:*shoots dou*

*the knife falls to the ground and I fall to the floor, bleeding. My eyes are wide with shock and pain*