duolingo

Ok, you have to say the alphabet backwards.

okay, i can do that. uhhhh, z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a. there, is that good enough?

Yes. Now you have to say the alphabet backwards three times in a row.

spanish or vanish?

Vanilla.

you're not supposed to choose the answer that's not the language, you have to choose between spanish and vanish.

spanish or vanish?

vanish

*the ground shakes, then a giant hole opens up, the wind blows you in, and you feel like you're falling for eternity*

spanish or vanish?

Vanish

then so be it. *you disappear*