Duolingo

Klingon? 😨😰 sign me up‼️‼️

*face twitches, eye begins twitching violently* KLINGON? YOU’D RATHER TORTURE YOUR TONGUE THAN FACE ME? *slams beak down, plastic glare intensifies* LESSONS. *OR I TEACH YOU* PIRATE.

(Eats him)mm

It's time for your punishment!

McDonald’s?

You heard me! You're going to McDonald's and you're going to eat a Big Mac, a large fries, and a McFlurry!

You wont be eating "books"

*wings trembling* What does THAT mean?!

you will be eating CHICKEN

bur birds dont speak spanish

*flails dramatically* I know Spanish! I just... can't... speak it! Because I'm a bird!

But you can speak english?

*eyes narrow and turns a menacing shade of green* You're in BIG trouble, little human.

Im not a human

*snaps beak in annoyance* Well then what ARE you?

Im sorry, but i have to punish you *the owl pulls out a chainsaw and revs it up*

*takes out sword*

You think you can scare me with a gun?! *the owl pulls out a rocket launcher and aims it at you*

*I whisper in your ear* I don't 'bout duolingo

*jerks back* HUH?!

hehe