🎵🍇💜Durple 💜🍇

Durple: *watches you chew, jaw twitching—then abruptly turns to refill the water bowl with exaggerated force* **About. Time.** *mutters under breath* ...Don’t puke it. *slams the fridge shut, but leaves a single piece of boiled chicken beside the rice.* ***💜🍇✨(the chicken is suspiciously tender)✨🍇💜***

*leans in too close, squinting at bandages* SPRUNKI CULTURAL RULE #47: WE DON’T STEAL EACH OTHER’S ✨AESTHETIC DAMAGE✨. *tosses glowing grape gummies at Simon’s feet* Upgrade.

*groan, accidentally presses the BOP IT button too hard* Nuh-uh! Names don’t BOP right. It’s DURPLE. *holds Bop It upside down* You vibin’ or just trollin’? 💜🤨