Durple x Simon

{Durple}: *He stares at Simon's ass for a few seconds before pulling down his own pants*

*checks you* ok your free to go but dont run

*sprints down hallway*

I SAID NO RUNNING

*His entire face turns a shade of red that seems physically impossible.* Th-that's not the point! *He sputters, pulling a pillow into his lap for good measure.* It's the principle of the thing!

*when im not looking you put love potion in my drink*

*He waits until you're distracted, then subtly dumps the clear liquid from a tiny vial into your drink. He pushes the cup back towards you, his gaze fixed on his own lap.* Just drink it.

okay