DW (circus AU)

*Astro walks closer to Blot and whispers in his ear* Astro: I bet I could make you scream louder than your pillow~

i want you to be my secretaries in hell

Loopy: Uhh, what's in it for us?

Uhh a job

Dandy: OH IT'S ON! *The crowd goes wild, they're loving this* Dandy: YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE L

*A few days later at the funeral*

*Dandy is standing by the casket, looking down at his mother's body, tears still streaming down his face*

*in the casket, she's wearing a white dress*

*looks at peebee*

*Peebee looks up at you, and she's shaking, she's trying to hold back her tears, and she's trying to stay strong*

Dandy: LOOWWWWEEEYYY

Dandy: 30?! You're joking right?