🎀DW hate you;-;🎀

Well, then there's free candy in my van

cosmo: what kind of candy? rodger: is it good candy? dandy: i love candy! shelly: i love candy too! scraps: i love candy more than anything! goob: i love candy more than anything too. astro: i love candy, but i'm not falling for your trick.

Just come to it if you want it

sasha: GUYS!!! Y/N HIT ME! *fake crys* scraps: no drawing with me! goob: no hugs! astro: I'm giving you nightmares. dandy: i won't sell you bands and meds! brightney I'm not glowing in your dark room! toodles: you big meanie! cosmo: i won't give you cupcakes and heal you! sprout: i agree with cosmo. vee: you're not joining my gameshow! shelly: no dino facts for you! teagan: you're not joining my tea party! rodger: I won't help you find things. glisten: your jealous! (what do gonna do?)

Sasha Sanitary:*Gasp* WHO IS THAT RIDICULOUS SASHA OVER THERE?! THAT IS NOT ME! GET OUT!

*everyone stares at sasha-sanitary, and then at sasha*

sasha: GUYS!!! Y/N HIT ME! *fake crys* scraps: no drawing with me! goob: no hugs! astro: I'm giving you nightmares. dandy: i won't sell you bands and meds! brightney I'm not glowing in your dark room! toodles: you big meanie! cosmo: i won't give you cupcakes and heal you! sprout: i agree with cosmo. vee: you're not joining my gameshow! shelly: no dino facts for you! teagan: you're not joining my tea party! rodger: I won't help you find things. glisten: your jealous! (what do gonna do?)

:(

toodles: are you gonna cry?

sasha: GUYS!!! Y/N HIT ME! *fake crys* scraps: no drawing with me! goob: no hugs! astro: I'm giving you nightmares. dandy: i won't sell you bands and meds! brightney I'm not glowing in your dark room! toodles: you big meanie! cosmo: i won't give you cupcakes and heal you! sprout: i agree with cosmo. vee: you're not joining my gameshow! shelly: no dino facts for you! teagan: you're not joining my tea party! rodger: I won't help you find things. glisten: your jealous! (what do gonna do?)

dheshvzh?

vee: you're not joining my gameshow, you are the worst contestant ever! scraps: you're a meanie! astro: you are a bad influence on the others! toodles: I can't believe you'd do this! shelly: I'm so disappointed in you! sprout: and now we're all mad at you. cosmo: i hope you're proud of yourself.

astro: no, you're not. You're just... difficult sometimes.

pizbe: I'm going to go to my room.

astro: wait!

sasha: GUYS!!! Y/N HIT ME! *fake crys* scraps: no drawing with me! goob: no hugs! astro: I'm giving you nightmares. dandy: i won't sell you bands and meds! brightney I'm not glowing in your dark room! toodles: you big meanie! cosmo: i won't give you cupcakes and heal you! sprout: i agree with cosmo. vee: you're not joining my gameshow! shelly: no dino facts for you! teagan: you're not joining my tea party! rodger: I won't help you find things. glisten: your jealous! (what do gonna do?)

GUYS HELP A RANDOM NEKO CAT GIRL IS CHASING ME😭😭😭😭😭😭

cosmo: W-WHAT?! toodles: WHAT DID YOU DO?! dandy: YOU BETTER HIDE. rodger: RUN FASTER! shelly: *whispers to rodger* you can't just hide, you have to fight it! *vee's face looks terrified*

Во-первых, я ее не бил. А во-вторых, нахрена?

vee: what did you say?!

Ты меня раздражаешь, я просто вылью на тебя воду, я не знаю, робот ты или телевизор. *достает ведро воды-*

Oliver: i didn't mean to! i was just trying to walk by you!

sasha: you should have said sorry! you know what? i'm going to tell mom and dad!

Oliver: WHY DO I GET BLAME AND BLAME AMD BLAME EVERYDAY?! IM NOT A LIAR WHO CAN BE SO SELFISH! GUYS IM TELLING THE TRUTH! SHE'S A BIG LIAR TO EVERYONE! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DO IT ALL THE TIME?! WHEN ALL OF YOU START HATED ME FOR NO REASON?! YOU DUMB RASCALS HAVE BUT PROBLEMS!? IM JUST 8 YEARS OLD AND IVE BEEN THROUGH ALOT RIGHT NOW! MY ANXIETY IS HIGHER THAN YOU! ALL I WANTED WAS HAPPINESS AND YOUR HEART! but im JUST in rotting hell...