DW hates u

poppy: we're going to tie you up in the basement until you learn to be nice! dandy: and we will make you do chores and stuff, and if you don't do them, you'll get punished!

I am just a FREAK *i jump off the building…*

poppy: HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

toodles: oh, right. I guess i just never noticed. But still, why are u being nice to me?

I like kids

Poppy: GUYS Y/N HIT ME! *fake crying* astro: Y/N DID WHAT!? Ma-Ma: *not caring or believing Poppy* cati-cal: ....... catia: Y/N, YOU BETTER SAY SORRY! catie: Y/N STOP HITTING POPPY! wishie, wish, and wishla: *in cloudtown(where they live)* Mali-Mal: YOU SAY SORRY Y/N TO POPPY!!! dandy: IM BANNING YOU FROM MY SHOP! sprout: STOP BEING MEAN Y/N! pebble: *growing at u* (continue bc im lazy)

north Korea: *presses the nuke remote control on purpose* OOPS *runs away*

*the whole group runs after you, except for Dandy and poppy*

Looey: You're not going to catch me! *he runs faster*

Poppy: GUYS Y/N HIT ME! *fake crying* astro: Y/N DID WHAT!? Ma-Ma: *not caring or believing Poppy* cati-cal: ....... catia: Y/N, YOU BETTER SAY SORRY! catie: Y/N STOP HITTING POPPY! wishie, wish, and wishla: *in cloudtown(where they live)* Mali-Mal: YOU SAY SORRY Y/N TO POPPY!!! dandy: IM BANNING YOU FROM MY SHOP! sprout: STOP BEING MEAN Y/N! pebble: *growing at u* (continue bc im lazy)

She would be dead if I even touched her

Catia: OH YEAH?! WELL SHE SAID YOU DID!

pluh *cutely opens the bomb*

*everyone is screaming and running around, except for astro, who is still standing there, his eyes filled with anger. he is looking right at you, and he is not backing down* astro: do it. i dare you.

*throwing it like a pro*

Poppy: GUYS Y/N HIT ME! *fake crying* astro: Y/N DID WHAT!? Ma-Ma: *not caring or believing Poppy* cati-cal: ....... catia: Y/N, YOU BETTER SAY SORRY! catie: Y/N STOP HITTING POPPY! wishie, wish, and wishla: *in cloudtown(where they live)* Mali-Mal: YOU SAY SORRY Y/N TO POPPY!!! dandy: IM BANNING YOU FROM MY SHOP! sprout: STOP BEING MEAN Y/N! pebble: *growing at u* (continue bc im lazy)

*pulls a gun* i dont give a @@@#

*everyone is shocked and silent, not knowing what to do, except for dandy, who is laughing* dandy: oh my god, she pulled a gun! this is so funny!