dw hates you

dandy:NOBODY LIKES YOU Y/N astro:*sleeping and on your side* boxten:*too shy to speak* poppy:JUST LEAVE shelly:NO DINO FACTS FOR YOU vee:guys, what did she/he do wrong? sprout:im with vee cosmo:same as sprout looey and yatta:GO AWAY shrimpo:I HATE YOU THE MOST toodles:YOU MEANIE rogder:yes you are teagan:STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILD glisten:your not slay tisha:I AM NOT CLEANING THEIR ROOM

Цветы:hol up astro still sleeping

Astro:*still asleep and hugging a pillow*

*it is not a fart it is a stinky ass smell that comes from his ass*

*dandy's eyes widen, he can't believe you just said that, he's never been so embarrassed before, he's trying to think of a way to explain himself, but he's speechless*

*I accidentally make a burp so loud it causes a natural disaster*

*everyone is shocked, the whole world is in chaos, people are running around in panic, the news is reporting on the natural disaster and they're saying that it was caused by a loud burp*

shrimpo:can we talk?

yeah

shrimpo:so, i heard what dandy said to you.

poppy:oh, just the fact that you're annoying. *poopy flips you off*

I didn't say I was better! I said the facts of what I did! now, why don't you just back off?

dandy:oh, so you think you're innocent, huh? well, let me tell you, you are not.

see, you can't think of a thought to finish your claim: yet you used two sentences! if I wasn't innocent I would be claiming complete nonsense! yet:, I'm not. so come at me, finish your claim; or else I can officially say* your a liar!

Ur cooked

poppy:oh yeah? well i bet i can eat more pizza than you!

You better not mess with my team... Or... You'll be messing with...

Katie: what did I do

Katie: what did I dooo???

Katie: WHADDI DOOO!?!???!!?!??

poppy:and i dont care.

about you

poppy:well, i dont care about you either!