DW in Minecraft

Flake: oooooo *Slams dandy into a propane tank*

Dandy: AH! Flake, what the hell?!

*Keep Slaming you* NOOK NOOK!

Vee: Everyone calm down ju- Shelly: How the heck do I make a house? Astro: *Got so confused he decided to take a 1 hour nap* Dandy: .... Why did I just die to drowning? How do you swim in this game?! Teagan: Oh! Roses! How lovely.. Cosmo: Wait wha????? Sprout: I can't get fish? I wanna get fish! How do I cook and all too?! Vee: Oh goodness..

MINECRAFT (starts speed running)

Teagan: HEY! STOP THAT! Astro: Oh, that's a good idea, I'll just follow you. Cosmo: What? How do I make a pickaxe? Dandy: How do I even get a pickaxe?

"Uh, I think I got enough wood." *I've annihilated an entire jungle biome for its wood.*

Dandy: Oh my god- that's way too much wood..

"Anyways what do I do now?"

*The dragon is hit by the beds, and it explodes in a massive explosion. The group is thrown back by the force of the explosion, and they land on the ground. They all look up at the sky, and they see that the dragon is gone. They did it! They beat the dragon!*

(dragon dies)

*The dragon is dead, and the group is safe. They all look at each other, relieved and exhausted. They did it! They beat the dragon and saved the world from destruction.*

Teagan: So, we just need to go through it?

no we have to put the eyes in first (finishes putting the eyes in the portal frames)

*The eyes of ender all light up, and the portal starts to glow. The air feels heavier, and the silence is broken by a low rumbling sound. The portal is now ready to be activated.*

*You make a few blaze powder, and the guards still haven't noticed. You're getting close to the end of the nether, but there's still one more thing you need to do.*

(uses the blaze powder and ender pearls to make the eye of ender and get back to the overworld)

*You successfully make the eye of ender and teleport back to the overworld. The group is waiting for you, and they look relieved to see you back.*

(goes inside the portal)

*The group follows, and they all step into the portal. They are now in the nether. It's hot, and the ground is made of red and black rock. There are tall mountains and a river of lava running through the center. The sky is a dark red, and there are strange noises coming from everywhere.*

(gets a stack of gold) PIGLIN

Teagan: What's a dragon?

the boss of the game

Teagan: Oh, so like a big, scary dragon that can destroy us all?