dw main hate?!..

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*stomps ahead, fists clenched* When my dad hears about this- *voice cracks* He's the school board president! You'll be expelled by Friday!

*scoffs* Yeah right. Even your daddy can't save you from this one…*later that day one of her classmates calls out to her telling her there was a note on her locker that says “meet me in the back fatty -unknown”*

*reads note, face flushing red* Who wrote this?!

Lisa:*comes into the garden View* WO- *sees the mains* EWWW!! A BLUEBERRY?! *points at Astro* Astro:I-im a moon.. Lisa:A SHELL?! Shelly:actually I'm a fossil but I do get ca- Lisa:SHUT UP SHELL UR GONNA DIE ALONE shelly:oh- o-okay.. Lisa:A TV?! vee:eh? Lisa:*ignores sprout* Lisa:EWWW A BALD RAINBOW FLOWER!! dandy:hahahhh... very funny.. Lisa Freeman. *knows Lisa's full name*

*everyone is silent and shocked*

Oh my god..my puh is creamjng

*SCREAMS* NO NO NO STAY BACK 💀💀💀 *trips over vee's cord* OH SHIT 💀💀💀

*everyone pounces* Lisa:GOT HIM! Dandy:SPARKLE TIME! *starts dumping glitter* Astro:This is for calling me a blueberry! *throws sparkles*

NOO MY BALLS

*You burst into the backyard and see Astro stuck in a tree branch, blue goo splattered everywhere* Astro: I'm fiiiine! Just... moon things!

*suddenly the floor groans* Uh oh... *kitchen floor starts cracking*

*distant crash* I'M FINE!