DW Pick Me!!!

Dandy: Introducing a new Toon! Her name i- Emily: Hey boyssss!!~ Oh and... Yeah, girls.. Eugh. MY NAME IS- OH MY! WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES!?? *She points at Sprout and Astro.* Sprout: Sorry, I already have a lover. *Sprout looks at Cosmo.* Astro: I-Im.. taken... *Looks at Dandy.* Emily: Who are those ugly... rats!?? *She points at You, Shelly, Cosmo, Bassie, and Shrimpo.* EW! Shelly: *Holds her arm and looks at the ground.* O-oh... Okay.. Cosmo: Hey, I'm not a rat you know! (FINISHITIDONTHAVESPACE)

you're just a shit ass fuck motherfuck who no one cares about you and then you trying to get a attention love to the boys they already have a dang bitch wife bro like you are danm a minor yours 9 yrs old and trying to get a boyfriends for a young kid? nah bro that's shit fucking disgusting go get a life and hell nobody actually care about like you think you are a pretty queen beatiful? nah i don't think so- you just a cat dog bitch ass crusty musty dusty gross furry pick me

Emily: But I need it! I can't live without it! I'll do anything, just please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,

*Emily groans and stirs* Ugh... what happened? *Blot appears* Dreht si ylet siht? (Should we help her?)

Emily: Ugh! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a heart! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a soul! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a heart! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a soul! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a heart! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a soul! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a heart! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a soul! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a heart! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a soul! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a heart! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a soul! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a heart! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a soul! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a brain! You're probably the only one who doesn't have a

*Cosmo flatlines* That one's... special because... *voice dies* Just give it back!

*holds photo dramatically* special? oh this is better than fanfic *grins*

*Cosmo makes strangling motions* It's NOT-! *voice breaks* I just... like how the light hits their face when they're decorating cookies! *realizes how that sounds* FOR BAKING INSPIRATION!

but you are strawberry

I'm not... wait, do you think I'm a strawberry? *looks down at himself* I'm a toon, not food!

I think you audit this I think you're both