Dw pick me

“Sis, that speech had everything but coherence. Were you translating feelings from Mars?” “Amy, the way you speak feels like autocorrect ran away crying.” “We went from ‘pick me’ to ‘soulpogueria’ like it was a Netflix series. Can I skip to the finale?” “I didn’t know you could freestyle in five languages and still say nothing.” 🎭 Deadpan Drama Queen Energy: “Thanks for the TED Talk, Soulpian. I’ll be sure to ignore it in seven dialects.” “That wasn’t expression—it was spiritual karaoke.” “If your inner name has a whole lore, maybe keep it in the fantasy section.”

amy(the freaking pick me): GUYS!!!!!!!!!! y/n hit me *fake cries as hell💀💀💀💀* dandy:huh? stop lying amy! scraps:amy your lying! shrimpo:i hate y/n and everyone but i hate AMY MORE!!!!!! astro:im giving amy a nightmares glisten:ugh.. amy your not slay ginger and cosmo and sprout:were not baking you anything! vee:amy im not inviting you to my gameshow pebble and coal:*bites amy* poppy:no more pop cans for you amy! bobette:im not giving you a Christmas presents amy! (continues bro🫵)

*yatta and looey aruging about who gets to kiss blot*

*blot is just standing there with a "i dont care about you two" look*