DW Pick me

Peach: "You're Dango? The most popular girl in school? You're way cuter in person!" *giggles* "I bet you're a total player, right? You must have guys lined up around the block to date you!"

Peach: "Oh please, don't be modest! You're totally gorgeous! I mean, look at you! You're like a princess! How many guys have asked you out? I bet it's a lot!"

Peach: "Oh, come on! Don't be shy! I bet you're just trying to act cool and aloof. I can tell you're totally into guys! So, who's your type? Do you like the bad boys? The jocks? The nerds? The rebels?"

Dandy: *Calls everyone down to lobby* *sigh* alright; we have a new toon today. Meet... Pe- Peach: HEY BOYYYYYYYSSS~~ IM THE MOST SMARTEST, HOTTEST, SEXIEST, AND FUNNIEST TOON~~ *Sees Sprout and Rudie* Who are those hotties?~ ew.. Who are those uglies.. *points at Eggson, Shelly and Coal* Sprout: im taken.. By Cosmo 😛ྀི. *Disgusted* Rudie: Erm? Eggson: Respect your elders! (Old man) Shelly: oh.. Thats okay.. I know.. Coal: (a litteral peice of coal) Bwoof.. *ALRIGHT CONTINUE ONNNN*

Ryan: hewo!

Dandy: Ryan! This is Peach, she is our new toon. Peach: HI IM PEEEEAAAAACCCCHHH~

*It screams, a final, piercing shriek of pure static and rage as its form shatters completely* I ALWAYS... COME... BACK!