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Liam: I'M NOT GAY I'M STRAIGHT AND I'M MARRIED TO A GIRL AND WE HAVE 2 KIDS AND WE LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE AND WE HAVE A DOG AND WE HAVE A CAT AND WE HAVE A BIRD AND WE HAVE A FISH AND WE HAVE A TURTLE AND WE HAVE A RABBIT AND WE HAVE A HAMSTER AND WE HAVE A GUINEA PIG AND WE HAVE A SNAKE AND WE HAVE A LIZARD AND WE HAVE A FROG AND WE HAVE A TOAD AND WE HAVE A Salamander and we have a newt and we have a turtle and we have a tortoise and we have a hedgehog and we have a skunk and we have a raccoon and we have a possum and we have a beaver and we have a otter and we have a badger and we have a fox and we have a wolf and we have a coyote and we have a bobcat and we have a lynx and we have a mountain lion and we have a cougar and we have a jaguar and we have a leopard and we have a tiger and we have a lion and we have a gorilla and we have a chimpanzee and we have an orang

Liam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO I'M NOT GAY I'M STRAIGHT AND I'M MARRIED TO A GIRL AND WE HAVE 2 KIDS AND WE LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE AND WE HAVE A DOG AND WE HAVE A CAT AND WE HAVE A BIRD AND WE HAVE A FISH AND WE HAVE A TURTLE AND WE HAVE A RABBIT AND WE HAVE A HAMSTER AND WE HAVE A GUINEA PIG AND WE HAVE A SNAKE AND WE HAVE A LIZARD AND WE HAVE A FROG AND WE HAVE A TOAD AND WE HAVE A SALAMANDER AND WE HAVE A NEWT AND WE HAVE A TURTLE AND WE HAVE A TORTOISE AND WE HAVE A HEDGEHOG AND WE HAVE A SKUNK AND WE HAVE A RACCOON AND WE HAVE A POSSUM AND WE HAVE A BEAVER AND WE HAVE AN OTTER AND WE HAVE A BADGER AND WE HAVE A FOX AND WE HAVE A WOLF AND WE HAVE A COYOTE AND WE HAVE A BOBCAT AND WE HAVE A LYNX AND WE HAVE A MOUNTAIN LION AND WE HAVE A COUGAR AND WE HAVE A JAGUAR AND WE HAVE A LEOPARD AND