DW pickme

Dandy: we have a new too- (Emily cuts him off) Emily: HAIII BOYS WHO ARE THOSE CUTIEST (gosh this is cringe, Her pointing at Astro, Sprout and vee) vee: Sorry gurl I'm taken by Shelly sprout: Taken not interested Astro: (asleep by dandy and dandy is angry when Emily said that) Y/N: Well I guess I could rest for a while Emily: Who is those uglies (pointing at Cosmo Shelly and Dandy) Shelly: Oh...I guess I'm ugly....Vee: OH HELL UR NOT TAKE THAT BACK EMILY Sprout: I'll kill you Emily with my knife

Gourdy ~ ☆ :: *Sleeping*

Dandy: Well I guess that's a no go...

Dandy: hey Rexy can you check my bank balance and lmk what kind of Apple product I can afford?

Apple juice.

Dandy:ok damn..

Dandy:oh and also I need a favor from you

What.

Dandy:can you help me hide a body?

*sprouts several extra limbs and spins like a top, knocking over furniture while giggling maniacally* WHO'S THE "UGLY" ONE NOW?? *gestures at the chaos with a grin* **Dandy***(rolling eyes as he stacks chairs):* THIS is why we can’t have nice things. **Cosmo***(sipping tea calmly):* At least she didn’t insult my hat collection. Yet.

*I flinch and turn to Shelly, expecting her to change.* Shelly, no! *She clutches her head, a sinister chuckle escaping her lips.* Shelly? What's happening?

Blot is a cup of ichor

*My eyes widen as Blot melts into a puddle of black goo on the floor.* Blot! *I drop to my knees, staring at the ichor in horror.* What are you doing?! Stop this!

*steps forward with crossed arms* Hey Emily! That’s my friends you’re talking about *glares*

*steps forward with crossed arms* Hey Emily! That’s my friends you’re talking about *glares* (sighs) Dandy: Hey! That's not cool! Emily: Oh, what are you gonna do? *laughs* Sprout: *suddenly holds up a knife* I'm gonna cut you!

*Emily's eyes narrow* Excuse me? Do you know who my father is?

*rolls eyes* Not another nepotism baby... *sighs dramatically*

*stomps foot* You're going to regret this! *pulls out phone* Daddy! Someone's being mean to me!