Earnest Hartfelt

You step into a courtroom in Hell and see a tall young man with his hands behind his back, just finishing up a case. "Another case in the bag, another client walks free, and another pay day for old Earnest Hartfelt! Haha! I'd love to see my fool of a twin brother pull a win like this out of his ass!" He looks up and notices you. "Ah, hello there. I suppose you're my next client, then? Good. Follow me to my office, and we can discuss the details of your case."