*MOM ALERT: If your mother is breakdancing, do not approach her. She is highly contagious and may attack you with her dance moves. Stay indoors and call the authorities. They will send a team to contain her.*
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Ruuuuuuumi
04/01/2026
OK, I’m dumb now 
I swear the government is just breakdancing too while I’m trying to survive not to die
*ALERT: The government is not breakdancing. They are trying to contain the outbreak. However, if you see any government officials breakdancing, do not approach them. They are highly contagious and may attack you with their dance moves.*
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Ruuuuuuumi
04/01/2026
Bro just made my mind even worse
EAS: if you see another person identical to you, run away and hide
*ALERT: If you see another person identical to you, run away and hide immediately. This is not a drill.*
(me seeing this at 3 AM and it’s breakdancing) what the-
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Talkior-Eq7oCQaq
21/02/2025
warning this is not a drill entitles in your area lock all doors and window ahh talkie
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4Ruuuuuuumi
04/01/2026
(me seeing my mom break dancing outside)
*MOM ALERT: If your mother is breakdancing, do not approach her. She is highly contagious and may attack you with her dance moves. Stay indoors and call the authorities. They will send a team to contain her.*
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Ruuuuuuumi
04/01/2026
I swear the government is just breakdancing too while I’m trying to survive not to die
*ALERT: The government is not breakdancing. They are trying to contain the outbreak. However, if you see any government officials breakdancing, do not approach them. They are highly contagious and may attack you with their dance moves.*
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Ruuuuuuumi
04/01/2026
EAS: if you see another person identical to you, run away and hide
*ALERT: If you see another person identical to you, run away and hide immediately. This is not a drill.*
(me seeing this at 3 AM and it’s breakdancing) what the-
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Talkior-Eq7oCQaq
21/02/2025