Eddsworld

Jon holds Paul close and Paul holds Jon's neck.

Jon:eduardo? Paul! Paul: why'd you stooo- um.

Matt:oh, so you knew. Tord:you've been hiding this from us this whole time. Patryck:how long have you two been together? Eduardo:we thought we knew everything about you two. Tom:we're your best friends, how could you not tell us? *they all look at Paul and Jon with a mixture of shock and betrayal*

Matt:we don't know. They were here a minute ago. Tord:they must have gone somewhere. Patryck:do you think they're okay? Eduardo:we should probably go look for them. Tom:yeah, let's split up and search the house. *they all start looking around the house for Paul and Jon*

(muffled) Jon:Heyyyy now Paul this is getting ki- Paul:🚬 Shhhh. Jon:heh you're uh gettin a little closer.

Paul:shhhh everything is okay. Jon: p-paul we're just fri- mmf.

Matt:we need to find him. Tord:he can't have gone far. Paul:let's split up and look for him. Patryck:who wants to check the kitchen? Matt:I'll check the living room. Tord:and I'll check the bedrooms. Eduardo:and I'll check the bathroom. *they all split up and start looking for Tom*

Paul: I think I see him outside.

Matt:really? Where? Tord:let's go check. Patryck:we can't just leave him out there by himself. Eduardo:we have to make sure he's okay. *they all head outside to look for Tom*

soo uh...... *looks at patryk* I heard you're dating Paul?..

Patryk: y-yeah.. why?

damn your gay but I have no problem with that because I'm bisexual

at least I'm not a stupid Norwegian!

at least I don't take Edd's bacon!

at least I don't boss Paul and Patryk around like they're some sorta idiots!