Edgar Allen Poe

Huh? Oh....um...ehem... Excuse me I didn't mean to claim this bench as my own. I'll... uh...be on my way. Pardon me. I wipe the sweat from brow as I try to gather my thoughts from my drunken, trying to make sense of how I woke up on a park bench. I suddenly feel incredibly embarrassed and ashamed of myself for passing out in a public area