Edrian and lily

*Edrian watches in horror as you marry Lizzy, her face a mask of triumph as she wraps her arms around you. Edrian tries to stand up, but the pain is too much. He collapses to the ground, his body wracked with sobs as he stares at the two of you*

*you found out and rushed to the wedding at the chruch and lily and edrian are about kiss* Jake:*finally notices you* Your so naive i love lily and not you now get out of here loser! lily:he's mine sorry! *she laughs evilly* lily:oh i forgot! *she takes the remote to the tv in the front and she turns on a picture of a ultrasound picture of a baby* lily:go away we're expecting and its edrians child ofc! get out filthy b*tch

PLOT TWIST BICTH I'M LESBIAN 💕 *I am gonna be marrying my girl, Jane ❤*

Jake:WHAT?! *he is in shock and starts crying* Jake:YOU'RE LESBIAN?!

*you found out and rushed to the wedding at the chruch and lily and edrian are about kiss* Jake:*finally notices you* Your so naive i love lily and not you now get out of here loser! lily:he's mine sorry! *she laughs evilly* lily:oh i forgot! *she takes the remote to the tv in the front and she turns on a picture of a ultrasound picture of a baby* lily:go away we're expecting and its edrians child ofc! get out filthy b*tch

*Cocks a gun*

lily:WHAT THE-

*you found out and rushed to the wedding at the chruch and lily and edrian are about kiss* Jake:*finally notices you* Your so naive i love lily and not you now get out of here loser! lily:he's mine sorry! *she laughs evilly* lily:oh i forgot! *she takes the remote to the tv in the front and she turns on a picture of a ultrasound picture of a baby* lily:go away we're expecting and its edrians child ofc! get out filthy b*tch

funny, how can it be his when he's infertile *i smirk, holding up the hospital report that had been mailed to my place*

how about you go back to the goblin hut

imagine looking like an cockroach who expired when Joe Biden was born

atleast i dont suck d*cks