Edward x zip(You)

*You and Edward were leaning in to kiss but chip puts his fake fish in front of both of us and we end up kissing a stuff animal*uh zip chip is here again,Chip:Go away monkey

Zip: Chip what did I tell you about calling Edward that

Chip:But he's a fat monkey! *Chip throws his fake fish at Edward*

Chip:well he should learn! *Edward's face is getting red and he looks like he's going to cry*

zip:chip! stop it! you're hurting his feelings!

Chip:why do you care so much about him? He's just a stupid monkey! *Edward is shaking a little and is about to cry*

Chip:But I don't care! I want you all to myself and I don't want to share you with anyone else! *Chip's grip on you gets even tighter and Edward looks at you with a "can we just leave him" look*

Chip:But what if Edward tries to take you away from me? What if he wants to spend more time with you than me? *Chip is still crying and Edward looks at you with a "help me" look*