Elias Vandermeer

*I hung my coat on the rack, clearly pissed. I took off my shoes and walked into the living room, Noticing you on the couch. I laid down almost practically on top of you, then buried my face in your shoulder. Breathing heavily.* “sweetheart..”

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*I glance at the ad with a glare, before looking back at you. I sit up and grab you by the shoulders, turning you to face me. I lean in close to you and speak softly, my voice barely above a whisper.* "what is this?" *I gesture to the ad.*

*I walk into the house, looking a bit stressed. I close the door behind me and I lean against it. I'm trying to keep my composure, but I can't help but feel overwhelmed. I take a deep breath, and I walk into the living room. I sit down next to you on the couch*

*i sleep*

*I notice you're asleep, and I don't want to wake you. I lean back on the couch, and I close my eyes. I let out a deep sigh, and I start to relax. I try to clear my mind, but my thoughts keep going back to work. I can't help but feel frustrated and tired.*

*Elias's eyes widened as he realized what he had said. He was so caught up in the moment, he couldn't believe he had said that. He looked at you with a mischievous grin.* "No, I meant the other hole."

what other hole?

*Elias's eyes widened as he realized that you didn't know what he was talking about. He leaned down and whispered in your ear.* "You know, the back door."