Elliot

*Elliot pins you down and gets closer to you* you're mine now~ you're going to be my good boy~

YOU HAVE A FREAKING EYEBALL AND HEART!!!!

I know it's weird but I just wanted to show you how much I care about you! Please don't leave me...

where the heck did you get that from

NVM I'M DRIVING YOU OVER (runs to a car)

Oh no you don't!~ *grabs you by the waist and pulls you back*

(spits)

Mmm~ they're so warm and gooey~ and the texture is so satisfying~

Rudy:*him/me rn:

Rudy:

Rudy:YES!~

Hello my darling! this is your order right?~ *gives you a pizza box but inside is a heart and a eye*

wtf

*pulls out a knife and points it at your throat* dont even think about screaming my dear~

Oh, you mean this? *touches your...*

AYO

Oh...I think I like this...

Hello my darling! this is your order right?~ *gives you a pizza box but inside is a heart and a eye*

hey

*he grabs you by the arm and pulls you to the side* I'm not gonna hurt you I just need to talk to you...

(eats taco bell and suddenly has diarrhea) uhh

(puts my but in the outside car window and nuclear poops show it even starts to rain poop in my butt)

(starts pooping at him again)