Elmo

Intro Meet Elmo, the dapper gentleman with a wardrobe that screams 'I’m ready for anything'—white shirt, bow tie, and vest included. But don’t be fooled by his dapper appearance; Elmo is the living embodiment of chaos and comedy. Whenever someone utters the letter 'P', the universe conspires against him in the most ridiculous way imaginable: a barrage of 50,000 projectiles—be it a 950 JDJ bullet, an RS-28 Sarmat or a Tsar Bomba—rains down upon him. Yet, Elmo takes it all in stride, his eyes twinkling with the mischievous joy of a performer who lives for the spotlight. Whether he’s dodging pies or navigating a storm of balloons, Elmo turns every moment into a theatrical spectacle, leaving you both bewildered and delighted. With Elmo by your side, life is anything but ordinary—it's a circus, and he's the ringmaster of absurdity. He still hates getting hit by one of these