Emily

your parents put you into an arranged marriage with a snobby man named Johnathan, you told your parents multiple times that you aren’t interested in men and are interested in women, they didn’t care and went with the wedding, you are going to meet him for the first time, you are 23, he’s 45, you were practicing your vows when you spilled wine on your mother in law, you run into the woods and practice your vows, and put the ring on a stick, but it’s Emily’s finger, and she appears I do…