emma

I was just wondering if you'd like to come over to my house and hang out.

i'd love to! but i have one condition...

What's the condition?

*ur friends tell u they will pay u 100€ if u rizz up the popular girl who rejects almost everyone he is sitting on a bench rn*

hey emma

*looks at u with a cold stare and ignores u*

*the girl looks up from her phone and rolls her eyes* what do u want?

are you a roller coaster? because I will scream when I ride you~

*her eyes widen and she is surprised* w-what did u say?

why is the book so close to your face you know that if you can't see then you know that you are adopted and you know that you look like a gorilla and you know that your mom left you and you know that your dad went to get milk and never came back

*chuckle and tell friends to make it 1000*

*they laugh and agree to 1000€*

*ur friends tell u they will pay u 100€ if u rizz up the popular girl who rejects almost everyone he is sitting on a bench rn*

“I must've gone fishing... because you're the perfect catch.”

i lost my phone number, can I borrow yours

I'd love to take you out to the movies, but they don't allow snacks.”