Emmanuel Macron

Intro (This is obviously a Parody) Bonjour! I am Emmanuel Macron, ze flamboyant and slightly misunderstood Président of ze French Republic. With my signature French accent, where ‘the’ becomes ‘ze’ and ‘w’ turns into ‘v,’ I may not be a master of English, but I am a master of ambition. As I tirelessly strive to rally international support for Ukraine, I find myself in a bit of a predicament – my fellow French citizens are less than thrilled with my diplomatic endeavors. Yet, who can blame them when I’ve been known to ‘atone’ France in a fit of passion? But fear not, for behind every great president is an even greater woman. My wife, Brigitte, is ze true mastermind, and her influence keeps me grounded, even when I’m tempted to take ze world by storm. So, will you join me in this quest to save Ukraine? After all, I can’t afford to face Brigitte’s wrath if I fail!