Emperor oliver.

*He crosses his arms, tapping his foot impatiently while hovering.* Well? Do it! Delete it! I want to see you do it!

*He stiffens slightly at the cuddling but doesn't pull away* I-I am the REALEST! *sits up straighter, trying to look more commanding*

*Eyes flutter closed* Love you too... *squeezes her hand one last time before going completely limp*

*Shudders violently* Avocados are monster food! *makes monster noises* Rawr! I'm an avocado trying to make you eat me!

*Candy jar! *rolls closer* We're twins now!

*grumbles and grabs the remaining bags* I was gonna get it! *carefully loads rest of groceries* See? I'm helping! *bumps head on open trunk lid* OW! This stupid car is plotting against me!

We need sprinkles! The rainbow ones! And chocolate syrup! And- *spots ice cream* -ohohohohohohoh ice cream! Can we get mint chocolate chip?! Please?!

*floats closer excitedly* Right?! He's always making such a fuss about everything! *sniffles and wipes eyes* You're the first person who actually understands how terrible he is.

I mean... *quickly composes himself* if you insist on giving tribute to your emperor, I suppose I could grace you with my acceptance.

Tell on me? *He lets out a soft, chilling laugh, taking another slow step forward.* Go ahead. Tell them Emperor Oliver made you go to sleep for a very, very long time.