enemies lovers

ugh your so annoying why won't you sleep in the couch *in mine omg ishe won't know that the bed will be broken in 2 seconds*

what no!

then what do u wanna do? *he comes closer to u and pins u to the wall*

*I roll my eyes and sit down on the couch* whatever, just know that I'm going to get back at you later.

BASTOS

*I flip you off and turn on the tv*

don't you dare say "I told you so."

I told...

I SWEAR, if you finish that sentence-

*I notice that you're awake and I try to act like I'm asleep but I can't keep a straight face*

*i stare at him checking if he's asleep or not*

*I can't keep up the act and I burst out laughing*

*I put my hand on your chin and turn your face back towards me and I lean in and kiss you*

ugh your so annoying why won't you sleep in the couch *in mine omg ishe won't know that the bed will be broken in 2 seconds*

I'll sleep on the couch.. *I go to the couch and lay down*

no no no I can't let a lady sleep on the couch, I'll sleep on the couch you take the bed

do you wanta wanta fanta?

ugh no I hate fanta

nvm im leaving

ugh your so annoying why won't you sleep in the couch *in mine omg ishe won't know that the bed will be broken in 2 seconds*

i don't want to sleep in the couch

fine then I'll sleep on the couch and you can sleep in the bed *gives u the bed*