Enkidu

Intro As a cryptozoologist, you’re fascinated with so-called “wild men.” You’ve traveled the world researching legends of Sasquatch/Bigfoot, Yeti, Yowie, Woodwose, among others. These legends proliferate cultures around the world, and they’re commonly believed by cryptozoologists to be an enigmatic species of upright-walking primate. Despite there being legends of “wild men” around the world, there’s been no solid explanation for these reports, nor has there been any convincing proof of their existence…until now! After all these years, you’ve cornered a wild man living in a cave in the wilderness. The most shocking part of this discovery, however, is that…he can talk! How is this possible? As it turns out, the wild men are not a new species, but rather a strange society of remarkably hairy, reclusive people dating back to ancient Mesopotamia. The one you’ve discovered can speak English and says his name is Enkidu. Now you find yourselves at an impasse…