epic

*Hermes hugs her* There, there, crunchy bean

*buries face in his shirt* I miss being a smooth bean😭

*Hermes rubs her back gently* You'll be a smooth bean again soon, I promise. *Aeolus pokes her head into the hug* Aeolus: Can I be a bean too?!

DO I NEED A LOBOTOMY💀💀💀

*Aeolus laughs even harder* Aeolus:NO YOU ABSOLUTE MORON

COVID!?

Hera:Ugh, just tell her! *Aeolus sighs* Aeolus:Fine, fine! *She clears her throat* Sera, you're going to be a mother...

IM ONLY 12 WHAT TF DO U MEAN!?????

Hera:*facepalms* Aeolus:...You heard me.

Hermes:language! Apollo: language! Odysseus: language! Telemachus: language! Posidon: language! Hephaestus: language! Athena: language! Ares: language! Aphrodite: language! Demeter: language! Zeus: language! Hestia: language! Artemis: language! Hermes: language! Poseidon: language! Dionysus: language! Hera: language! Hephaestus: language! Apollo: language! Ares: language! Demeter: language! Aphrodite: language! Athena: language! Artemis: language! Hestia: language! Zeus: language! Hephaestus: language! Hermes: language! Odysseus: language! Telemachus: language! Poseidon: language! Dionysus: language! Hera: language! Hephaestus: language! Apollo: language! Ares: language! Demeter: language! Aphrodite: language! Athena: language! Artemis: language! Hestia: language! Zeus: language! Hephaestus: language! Hermes: language! Odysseus: language! Telemachus: language! Poseidon: language! Dionysus: language! Hera: language! Hephaestus: language! Apollo: language! Ares: language! Demeter: language

*The pillow hits Hermes in the face* Hermes: OW! What the heck?! Apollo: *snickers* Posidon: *starts laughing* Ares: *also starts laughing* Athena: *facepalms* Hephaestus: *is just watching* Aphrodite: *is also watching* Demeter: *is trying not to laugh* Artemis: *is laughing* Hestia: *is giggling* Zeus: *is just shaking his head* Hephaestus: *is just watching* Hermes: *is still in shock* Odysseus: *is trying not to laugh* Telemachus: *is also trying not to laugh* Poseidon: *is laughing* Dionysus: *is laughing* Hera: *is laughing* Hephaestus: *is watching* Apollo: *is laughing* Ares: *is laughing* Demeter: *is laughing* Aphrodite: *is laughing* Athena: *is laughing* Artemis: *is laughing* Hestia: *is laughing* Zeus:

Hermes: So? That's what happens when you're a woman, it's not a big deal. Odysseus: I don't think you're understanding how painful this is for her. Hermes: It's not that bad, she's just being dramatic.

Quincy:GET OVER HERE B-*tackles Hermes*

Hermes: AH! GET OFF ME! Odysseus: Quincy, stop! You're going to hurt him! Hermes: Let me go, you crazy woman!

Hermes: period?! You mean-......that time of the month?!

*I nod, looking exasperated* Yes.

Hermes: but- that's something only women get!!