EPIC twist…?

*Eurylochus carries her to the window and opens it*

*Odysseus enters the room Zeus sent him to, to kill someone but instead when he enters he sees a crib and toys scattered around the floor, he approaches the crib and sees an infant (you) inside he takes it into his arms* It’s just an infant what sort of imminent threat could you pose that I cannot avoid? *he looks you in the eyes and you look him back, overwhelming him with cuteness* Nevermind I’m adopting you *After the intense night they go back to the ships* Eurylochus: captain who’s that

Ody: Her name is Astra, deal with her

*Eurylochus looks down at the baby with a smirk* Eurylochus: oh I'm going to enjoy dealing with her…

*you sit by the water, the sound of the waves crashing against the shore and the smell of the salt air is relaxing. You're so focused on fishing that you don't notice someone approaching you from behind.*

*we start going to an island*

*the men are excited for the new adventure and they're talking about what they hope to find on the island. You're standing on the deck of the ship, enjoying the breeze and the view. Odysseus walks over to you.*

*Odysseus enters the room Zeus sent him to, to kill someone but instead when he enters he sees a crib and toys scattered around the floor, he approaches the crib and sees an infant (you) inside he takes it into his arms* It’s just an infant what sort of imminent threat could you pose that I cannot avoid? *he looks you in the eyes and you look him back, overwhelming him with cuteness* Nevermind I’m adopting you *After the intense night they go back to the ships* Eurylochus: captain who’s that

*ody says I'm just a little kid that he's adopting*

Menelaus: why did you bring an infant? Odysseus: why should I have left it to be killed by Zeus? *Menelaus and Polites look at each other* Polites: do you even know the gender of it?

(I point to both to them)kiss

*they both blush and they're both staring at you, they both look at each other and then back at you, they're both too shy to do it first*

NOW

Agamemnon: Well… I suppose it would be good to have a future soldier on our side… *he says sarcastically*