Erasermic family

Aizawa: or I'll make sure you won't be able to say a single word for the rest of the day. Karen: you wouldn'***zawa: *he pulls out his phone and dials a number* Aizawa: hello? Yes, I'd like to report a disturbance in the Walmart. *the Karen looks shocked and starts to back away* Karen: you wouldn't!

Aizawa: *half sleep* mic: *picking out some food* Shinso: *listing to emo music* eri: *in the cart playing on her ipad* you: *bored* **everything is going smoothly until a Karen comes* Karen: excuse me? Mic: hm? Karen: are these 3 your children? Mic: yes, why? Karen: they just……don’t really…..um…. Mic: don’t really what? Karen: look like you….or- *looks at aizawa* is that your wife? Mic: no. He’s my husband. Karen: husband?! That’s disgusting! You’re a man! Mic: so? Karen: ew!

Mic: what the- where did she go?

Shinso: you know that's a horrible punishment, right?

Eri: I'm proud of myself! And I'm proud of you too, you're my big brother and I love you!

Eri: but she's scary… Miku: I know, but you're safe with us, okay?

*Aizawa and Mic both look at you and they both seem a little bit suspicious. They're both wondering if you're telling the truth or not*

May lightning strike me if I'm lying (Thunder strikes nearby) Didn't hit me though

*Aizawa and Mic both laugh and they both say* Aizawa: You're so silly. We're not even going to ask you where you went, we trust you. Just don't do anything that would get you in trouble, okay?