*crosses arms* at least I don't drink myself stupid every night
*scoffs* Wine is sophisticated.
*scoffs, swirling wine* At least I don't confuse toast with a four-course meal. *smirks* Though your rainbow hair phase explains the flower crown - matching the madness, I presume?
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Botatoes
19/01/2026
THE THIRD FORK?
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✨✨HERMES✨✨
19/01/2026
Awww he’s so precious I want him. I will give him forks to eat :3
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Stingray🙃
24/01/2026
DUDE I ALMOST DIED AND WHILE TRYING TO STOP MYSELF SOUNDED LIKE A SQUEAKY RUBBER DUCK TOY- noice, forks are yum 'v'
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✨✨HERMES✨✨
19/01/2026
Ok ur talkie sent me a card thing and this is what I got
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.(Polites).<3
Creator
20/01/2026
Oh…That’s beautiful Katie🥹🥹🥹
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✨✨HERMES✨✨
02/01/2026
I have gotten so used to people calling Telemachus as telephone I read telephone as Telemachus and was very confused why it said Telemachus twice.
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.(Polites).<3
Creator
02/01/2026
Oh my gods😭 That’s insane😭
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Eliza!(the baddie)
10/01/2026
Lmao thats so real or them calling him telemarketing or telemico 😭
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46MINI/plushy Catnap
19/01/2026
*crosses arms* at least I don't drink myself stupid every night
*scoffs* Wine is sophisticated.
*scoffs, swirling wine* At least I don't confuse toast with a four-course meal. *smirks* Though your rainbow hair phase explains the flower crown - matching the madness, I presume?
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Botatoes
19/01/2026
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19/01/2026
Stingray🙃
24/01/2026
✨✨HERMES✨✨
19/01/2026
.(Polites).<3
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20/01/2026
✨✨HERMES✨✨
02/01/2026
.(Polites).<3
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02/01/2026
Eliza!(the baddie)
10/01/2026
MINI/plushy Catnap
19/01/2026
.(Polites).<3
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15/01/2026
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19/01/2026