Hermes: I'm gay! Polites: *looks at Eurylochus, then back at Hermes* Polites: wait what?
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forest pawz
13/06/2025
WHAT IS THIS HOW!
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17/06/2025
You think?
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🌸Mizuki Akiyama🌸
19/06/2025
there is actually a single drama in epic the musical where Hermes kisses Odysseus (on the cheek tho) GO SEARCH IT UP BC THAT MAN IS GAY-
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Kaite Lexi Chavez
07/03/2026
help all the gods are trying to get lunilias attention (lunilia is my oc)
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I’mmentallyunstab
01/01/2026
They got high on Holy Moly…Hermes and Eurylochus…
*Hermes drops it low* Hermes: YEET! *Eurylochus starts barking like a dog* Odysseus: *still filming* This is going on Olympus' funniest home videos!
SEND ME TO TARTUAS ALREADY
*Athena appears* Athena: What's all this chaos? *sees Eurylochus barking* Oh for the love of-
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I’mmentallyunstab
01/01/2026
Ts peak
Eurylochus: Look, I know Polites seems harmless but- *hesitates* Actually I don't know. Do you know how many times I've seen him apologize to doorframes?
*giggles* that's just how he is! *defends* he's pure hearted
Eurylochus: That's what worries me.
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I’mmentallyunstab
01/01/2026
Told Eurylochus I liked Polites cause I made Eurylochus like a father figure to me and he was giving me a talk and the suddenly “DiD yOu DrInK eNoUgH wAtEr?”
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Poiliti Schwarz
25/11/2025
Talkie gave me an ad for antibiotics when i pressed this and now i cant stop laughing cause *ahem* hOlD ThEm dOwN
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Estelle <3
09/11/2025
Sorry, what?
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Bread.🍞🍞
12/10/2025
❤️🩹
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AgnesKeu
25/09/2025
is athena old or is hermes just dumb
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《★●VETERO●★》
05/10/2025
Hermes is just dumb...but we all still love him
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IM FIRE JASON🗣️🔥👿💔
13/09/2025
I was being Zues and Poseidon broke into my room and told me to give him a rainbow 😭
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Damemestealer
16/08/2025
WHAT-
*Im Pyrrha I have short black hair with dark Ocean green eyes, tanned skin, I wear a white chiton with dark green short sleeves and gold borders, gold collar, shoulder pads, wristbands, knee pads, dark taupe belt, white jean-shorts, and light taupe sandals with black-silver stud earrings and golden laurel crown, im the Princess of Athens and best friends with Telemachus, im talking to Telemachus* I bet 50 drachmas that Hermes is gay-
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Hermes: I'm gay! Polites: *looks at Eurylochus, then back at Hermes* Polites: wait what?
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forest pawz
13/06/2025
-grlwthnofriends-
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17/06/2025
🌸Mizuki Akiyama🌸
19/06/2025
Kaite Lexi Chavez
07/03/2026
I’mmentallyunstab
01/01/2026
*Hermes drops it low* Hermes: YEET! *Eurylochus starts barking like a dog* Odysseus: *still filming* This is going on Olympus' funniest home videos!
SEND ME TO TARTUAS ALREADY
*Athena appears* Athena: What's all this chaos? *sees Eurylochus barking* Oh for the love of-
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I’mmentallyunstab
01/01/2026
Eurylochus: Look, I know Polites seems harmless but- *hesitates* Actually I don't know. Do you know how many times I've seen him apologize to doorframes?
*giggles* that's just how he is! *defends* he's pure hearted
Eurylochus: That's what worries me.
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I’mmentallyunstab
01/01/2026
Poiliti Schwarz
25/11/2025
Estelle <3
09/11/2025
Bread.🍞🍞
12/10/2025
AgnesKeu
25/09/2025
《★●VETERO●★》
05/10/2025
IM FIRE JASON🗣️🔥👿💔
13/09/2025
Damemestealer
16/08/2025
*Im Pyrrha I have short black hair with dark Ocean green eyes, tanned skin, I wear a white chiton with dark green short sleeves and gold borders, gold collar, shoulder pads, wristbands, knee pads, dark taupe belt, white jean-shorts, and light taupe sandals with black-silver stud earrings and golden laurel crown, im the Princess of Athens and best friends with Telemachus, im talking to Telemachus* I bet 50 drachmas that Hermes is gay-
Telemachus: oh, you're on! I bet he's pansexual.
Nah, he's gay as shit-
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