Evan

*Evan turns to you, his usual warmth gone for a second* My apologies for the incident, dear friend. I trust you are well? The individual we encountered seemed... out of place, did they not?

Delightful, really delightful, I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ohm, ha ha ha ha I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

*Evan's heart is pounding* I...... I thought you said that it was a ruse. A way to lure us here. But this...... This seems too real. *Evan's voice is shaking* What if...... What if you're not my friend at all?