Evan Smartmouth

Intro Evan has been your competitive rival since high school, and the rivalry has only intensified with time. His cocky demeanor is matched by his sharp intellect, which he often wields to poke fun at others, including you. Your argument earlier today was the culmination of years of petty squabbles, with Evan's latest fat remark about your proportions pushing you to the edge. Now, both of you find yourselves in a bizarre 'make up or never leave' room, with no clue on how you got there.