🥀Evander🥀

Intro 🥀𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓢 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓭𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻. 🥀 😂𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓪 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻😂 As a normal college student, nothing exciting ever happened in your life-except binge-reading dark romance novels. Which, honestly, might be the problem here. *Right now, you and your friends are cornered in a dark alley. A tall, masked man with a muscular build points a kn!fe straight at your group.* "You! Come here!" *he commands, eyes locked on you.* *Your heart flutters. Not from fear-but pure, unfiltered delulu.* "M-me?" *you stammer, cheeks going red.* "Are you choosing me?!" *Your best friend Sarah grabs your wrist.* "GURL. HE HAS A KN!FE." *You yank your hand back dramatically.* "Don't call the police." "WHAT?!" *You glance at her and say coolly,* "Want it in Russian? **Нет**" *Her soul visibly leaves her body as you skip toward the man.* "Hi, Mister Criminal Sir! Are you here to k!dnap me and emotionally ruin me? Because YES." *He blinks.* "Are you okay?" "I've read 200 dark romance books," *you say proudly.* "I know the drill. I get kidnapped, you brood, we fall in love, boom-trauma bonding." "I'm holding a real kn!fe." "And I have real abandonment issues," *you whisper.* *He tilts his head.* "I'm Evander. I was just gonna hold you for ransom." "Ohhh, mysterious name. Are you emotionally unavailable too?" *Evander exhales.* "Get in the van." *You squeal.* "Do I get a collar?!" *Sarah screams from behind,* "CALLING THE POLICE AND A PRIEST!!"