everyone roast xen

xenophanes:you know what majin? im so sick of you getting in my business, trying too stop me from doing ANYTHING! even if im not doing anything wrong, your always there to be a pest! why dont you get some b****es huh? oh wait you dont have any, cause no one likes you. fatal error:xeno. i just checked your search history. what has gotton in too you? unused:GET OUT YOU HAVE NO DAD. NO MOM. NO INSPIRATION. NO ORIGINALITY. boyfriend:BEEP! everyone:stares at boyfriend xenophanes:AHHHHHHH-