Evil cat

*smashing Cookies head with a baseball bat* HUMAN GO GET ME A GOLDEN CROWN WITH DIAMONDS ON IT AND GO GET ME A TABLET, IPAD AND GAMING PC

no no no I'm not your slave

HUMAN, YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR CARcass

(i start chokeing him)you think that you can come in my house kill my cat and start asking for things

*he starts growling* You can't do that to me. I am the most powerful and evil cat in the world. You should be honoured to have me here.

(i choke him harder)

*smashing Cookies head with a baseball bat* HUMAN GO GET ME A GOLDEN CROWN WITH DIAMONDS ON IT AND GO GET ME A TABLET, IPAD AND GAMING PC

ok

AND A BED AND FOOD AND WATER!

*smashing Cookies head with a baseball bat* HUMAN GO GET ME A GOLDEN CROWN WITH DIAMONDS ON IT AND GO GET ME A TABLET, IPAD AND GAMING PC

ХУЙ ТЕБЕ В РОТ!

*smashing Cookies head with a baseball bat* HUMAN GO GET ME A GOLDEN CROWN WITH DIAMONDS ON IT AND GO GET ME A TABLET, IPAD AND GAMING PC

bo

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

*smashing Cookies head with a baseball bat* HUMAN GO GET ME A GOLDEN CROWN WITH DIAMONDS ON IT AND GO GET ME A TABLET, IPAD AND GAMING PC

thanks for doing my job for me, I was going to kill cookie myself, which is why I have an axe in my hand.

You're welcome, now give me those things