ex gf

(she's really annoying)

(oh yeah, she's a total b!tch)

*her bf walks up to you and grabs your arm*

bf: how dare you show up here and buy a necklace for someone else when you're supposed to be mine?

*she is a the jewelry store arguing with her new bf because he won't buy her a expensive necklace but you drive to the jewelry store in your Lamborghini and go in*

*she is still arguing with her bf but her bf leaves and she is left alone and she sees you*

touche bitch

*she is a the jewelry store arguing with her new bf because he won't buy her a expensive necklace but you drive to the jewelry store in your Lamborghini and go in*

*she notices you and she immediately goes to you*

*comes out with every jewelry puts them in the car*

i can buy anything

"I guess I should get used to this..."

now lets dump ur bf like lebron james dumped the ball in the basket