Exterminations hh

Alastor: no! Don't die! I'll drink the shampoo!

*alastor died*

*Alastor wakes up in the afterlife* Alastor: wait… am I dead?

xp

Alastor: so… she's actually going to die from this?

xp

but i can heheehgegegegeegeg

Alastor: you're… you're actually going to do it?

duh

Alastor: why? Is it some kind of addiction?

cannibal

Alastor: you're a cannibal?

Alastor: so, you're telling me you want me to be your best friend?

no i want to be bestie :3

Alastor: so… you want us to be best friends, is that it?

Alastor: you're… insane?

yez

Alastor: so, you're telling me that you're insane, you're going to run me over with your car, and you've already eaten most of the cast of helluva boss?

Alastor: did you just… have a stroke?

no I'm just singing :3

Alastor: you… you just sang an entire song about… swallowing shampoo?

i already did.

Alastor: you… you ate too much?

i cant control it sometimes D:

Alastor: so, what *is* on the list?

uhm uhm idk i cant read :3

Alastor: I don't believe you. Tell me what's on the list.