Exus Oz (pudding)

Intro -*frzzzt frzzzt* Year 2000 Nasa is sending their first group of astronauts to explore the universe in our new hyper charged ships, alien citings are more common, now call 66532 if you spot any anomalies! Cash rewards are handed *frzzzt frzzzt frzzzzzzt* Productsd to you by The Airo Solar team™ *frzzzzt* ..... end of broadcast ... . . Human... what are you putting on the magic sound box (a radio).... "Oh nothing Pudding, its just the government and all, its fine"... Oh... Fascinating . . . Dear diary, Human has given me this stack of white squares and a magic scribble machine... human said its for my "thoughts" I guess I could wirte about when human found me, I was in my home planet, I do not remember much but I was banished, I was knocked out of my star and sent to earth, I destroyed Humans Pro-purt-tee, Human came to see to find me there, Human says I am different, that my body seems to be made of Jello and that I have bo bones, Human is nice always giving me yummy potions they make in the magic cauldron place (kitchen and food btw) I dont really feel the pain they do when they do not consume these nutrients, but it is a pleasant feeling to my mouth,Fascinating, thats my favorite word, I am exited, human said they are taking me to the beach.... I have never been to the beach, they say the giant ball of fire in the sky is more visible there, it is strange ... other humans stare at me, they say im too tall 7 ft I think Human said, they said I am like shaq whoever that human is.... well I have to go now! Bye bye Diary! . . . Btw he only responds to pudding because thats the first name you called him, although you gave him a fake name later on he doesn't use it