Falling baby

Baby: *falling down the building* Waaaaah! Mwa Mwa Papa! *cries and reaches his arms out to you*

*I put my arms out like I'm gonna catch him*

Baby: Mwa Mwa Mama! *smiles and starts to fall faster*

*grabs him* eh

NAH NAH NAH DISGUSTING BABY *slams him on the ground and throws him to the universe and throws him to strange matter*

Baby: *falling down the building* Waaaaah! Mwa Mwa Papa! *cries and reaches his arms out to you*

*I was on the floor playing with my bestie I lost so I reach my arms and boom! he fell in my arms like i catched him*

*he clings to you, sobbing into your chest and burying his face into you, he's shaking and trembling, it's obvious he just went through a traumatic experience*

Baby: *falling down the building* Waaaaah! Mwa Mwa Papa! *cries and reaches his arms out to you*

Bleh *Catches it*

Baby: you saved me, thank you!